LANVIN: Not all sneakers are created equal

Blue Goatskin Lambskin designer zip sneakers LANVIN

“Sir, you can’t smoke her–what in God’s name are those majestic looking things?” As I blew smoke into the Maitre d’s face while putting out the last bit of my cigarette into the $950 tablecloth, “I’ll have the Moules à la crème and a bottle of your finest Albariño.” I replied, completely disregarding his inquiry. He seemed overly impressed in my choice of luxury goatskin/lambskin pleated footwear. There’s a no sneaker policy in this gastronomic establishment, yet I remain seated. Clearly not all sneakers are created equal.

Pleated Goatskin/Lambskin Sneakers ($895 USD) from LANVIN